Here, at long last, is the full Banana Guard test results. For those catching up, I assessed the effectiveness of this
banana protection device as part of my previous column,
Gastronomic Gifts.
The Spoonstress (my wife) and I devised a research plan. We tested the Banana Guard by subjecting the "protected" banana and an un
guarded banana to the same traumas. We then compared them both to the unharmed "control" banana.
Below is a brief video on part of the experiment. You can also watch it
at YouTube. Note: Some bananas
were hurt in the filming of this experiment. Rest assured, they turned into a nice banana bread.
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Dr. Fork - It is nice to see scientific rigor applied so dutifully to the field of banana protection research. Thank you for your service to the community. I still think the Banana Guard needs a handy shoulder strap -- are you in the business of product development as well?
Thank you for your readership, Banana Lover. On product development: Don't tell anyone, but we're now in talks with Motorola to develop the Banana Guard phone. They think it could supplant the Razr by next Christmas--kind of a 'bulky is the new slim' thing.
But right after that, I'll have my people look into the shoulder strap.
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Love it! Let the tests continue. I suggest: a taller building; a toss from a (slightly) moving car; being run over by a unicycle; the smoosh of a few heavy books (as if the banana were in the bottom of a book bag); the mighty squeeze of a 2 year-old (I have just the research assistant for you ...).
Barn,
Sounds great. I'll supply the Banana Guard, you bring the 2-year-old and the unicycle.
And perhaps an enhanced Banana Drop can be part of our Christmas fun. Or instead of the now traditional Christmas pinata, we could whack a Banana Guard. Not sure the battered banana contents would be as exciting as candy and toys, though.
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